Being in stuck in traffic could seem horribly frustrating, but it is also a source of inspiration. The next time you’re sitting behind a long line of immovable vehicles, tell yourself a story. Anything. All you want to do is distract yourself.
See that blue Ford truck over there? And the guy in black-rimmed glasses driving it? Think about him. What the hell made a hipster (he’s also got a super trendy haircut) get himself a Ford truck? It’s probably because it’s not his. He’s borrowing it from his super butch boyfriend, who works construction, but is currently laid up in a hospital due to a construction accident. So the hipster boy is driving the truck to see him … except he might stop off at the construction site to pick up his boyfriend’s paycheck, where he realizes that the accident WAS NOT AN ACCIDENT AFTER ALL.